Forget Google vanity searches. In 2026, there's a new way to find out if you matter: In the Weights, an AI-centric ranking that measures how "memorable" you are to chatbots.
Two former OpenAI designers—Thomas Dimson and Joey Flynn—built a site that queries multiple AI models (Grok, Gemini, GPT, Claude, Llama, and others) asking them to describe random people. The site then scores how consistently and confidently the AI models remember you, without using web search. Your score lands you on a leaderboard.
Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin currently tops the ranking with a strength score of 988, ahead of legendary opera singer Luciano Pavarotti. As Dimson puts it, "Being in the weights means your existence was deemed important in the process of creating superhuman artificial intelligence."
The site catches AI hallucinations in real time—like when GPT-5.4 Mini confidently declared that one subject's name was "an ambiguous name form that could refer to multiple people."
Dimson told TechCrunch the reception has been "insane." What started as a tongue-in-cheek project to "get the creative juices flowing" after leaving OpenAI has resonated with people asking one question: "Do I live forever in the super intelligence?"
The leaderboard shifts as more people search. Celebrities and regular folk are competing to beat their friends' scores.
Your AI weight is what matters now.
